The Twenty-Second of September in the Year 2009 A.D.

Dear Diary,

Wow, gurl, it's been so long! And why are diaires always girls? Girls talk too much and I'm doing all the talkin in this relationship. Do nay unnerstand. You are definitely a man. One of those strong but silent types.

Whut up boyyyyy?

Anyways....tryin to write mah college essay and boy, it's hard to think of topics, so I brainstormed a few:
1. Harry Potter
2. My Grandmother
3. Supernatural
4. Cap'n Crunch
5. Making lists

Eatin me some Steak n' Shake right now. Delicioso, Jesus would say. You know, if he was mexican or sumptin.

BAI
- Abe