The Nineteenth of November in the Year 2009 A.D.

Dear Diary,

I was on Bookface the other day and you know what really puts a bug in my beard? People who don't friend me. My livefeed consisted of the Union setting up their Farmvilles and then the Confederates stealing all the lost animals the Union found on their farm before I can get a chance to adopt one. Not cool. People ask me why I started the Civil War - this is why. That and they say I look fat in my profile pics - all the ones where I wear my eyeliner and fave band t-shirt and look all mopey. I'M MOPEY CAUSE YOU CALL ME FAT. DON'T YOU BE HATIN.

Anyway, mom gave me all these Bach and Beethoven CDs and I threw them out, lol. Listening to my Marilyn Manson and dressin like Bowie - I love his makeup, oh my GAWD.

Friend me!
Abe