Dear Diary,
Started planning my birthday - it's only four months away! - and I've decided to go All-American and model it after that hit television show 'Sweet Sixteen'. I want to be socially relevant and a leader among my peers money-wise....as P.C. says on 'NYC Prep', "It's all about the connections," and I know I'll make many at my Narnia-themed bash complete with an ice-sculpture of myself light up by LED lights, real horses, and as a parting-gift - fur coats like those found in the cabinet/entrance to Narnia.
As luck would have it, one of my friends shares her birthday with mine. I'm sure she'll appreciate the gesture when I don't invite her. It'll show that I understand when her birthday is and let her celebrate with a small ceremony with anyone I haven't invited...which will be few and far between.
Happy future-birthday to me,
Abe
EDIT: Realized that last paragraph sounded a little harsh. I'll send her a fur-coat too, don't worry! (LOLOLOL)
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