Dear Diary,
Wow, gurl, it's been so long! And why are diaires always girls? Girls talk too much and I'm doing all the talkin in this relationship. Do nay unnerstand. You are definitely a man. One of those strong but silent types.
Whut up boyyyyy?
Anyways....tryin to write mah college essay and boy, it's hard to think of topics, so I brainstormed a few:
1. Harry Potter
2. My Grandmother
3. Supernatural
4. Cap'n Crunch
5. Making lists
Eatin me some Steak n' Shake right now. Delicioso, Jesus would say. You know, if he was mexican or sumptin.
BAI
- Abe
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make it about how harry potter inspired you to be da prez. you obv wanted to be a wizard, and freeing the slaves was almost magic... ?
ReplyDeleteExactamundo (which meants affirmative in Spanizz), and Dumbles knows how to bring all the wizards to his yard - just how I bring all the mistresses my White House lawn
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